It was an . . .

...itsy bitsy, teenie weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!

I thought we'd finish off Desserts for Dudes month by giving the guys a little eye ~~candy~~ cookie.

As Mr. E probably has guessed, this is as close to a bikini as I'm getting in this lifetime (or the next). Enjoy, honey.

The bikini cookies are really simple I outlined and filled in yellow royal icing; I used a combination of AmeriColor Lemon Yellow & Egg Yellow for this color. The dots were dropped on while the yellow icing was still wet. (A video of this technique is available here.)

To make the palm trees:

Using #2 tips, outline the branches in green and the trunk in brown royal icing (AmeriColor Avocado and Leaf Green mixed, AmeriColor Chocolate Brown).
Thin the royal icing with water to the consistency of thick syrup. Cover with a damp dish towel and let sit several minutes.
Stir gently with a rubber spatula to break any air bubbles that have risen to the surface. Transfer to squeeze bottles.

Fill in the trunk of the tree in brown.
Fill in the leaves in green.

After 1 hour or so, add the details to the truck in piping consistency royal icing, using a #2 tip.
Let dry overnight.

Prepare a "sanding sugar station." You'll need:

meringue powder mixed with an equal amount water
sanding sugar
small paint brush
coffee filter

Paint the meringue powder/water mixture over the edge of the cookie.
Holding the cookie over the coffee filter, sprinkle on the sanding sugar. Shake off excess onto the filter.
Use the filter as a funnel to refill container of sanding sugar.